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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hello Stranger: How is it going, stranger? You: It's going alright. Tired of everyone thinking this is a porn/dating website. Stranger: Urgh, me too. :( You: Mostly, I either disconnect, or just decide to piss them off. Stranger: Ha, same here! :{D You: I just made the best reference ever a moment ago XD Stranger: What was it? You: Have you ever watched/read Hetalia? Stranger: No, what's it about? You: It's basically personifying the nations of the world. It's funny, and it has some history in it. Stranger: Sounds interesting. I'll have to check it out somet

~Greenland's interesting conversation with a computer~ User: Hello! What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Great! I'm Greenland! Cleverbot: No, in Africa. User: What? No! I live next to Canada! In Europe! Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Next to Canada! IN EUROPE. Cleverbot: NO canada is in America. User: I know that! DX I live in Europe! Cleverbot: What country? User: Greenland! Cleverbot: Oh. Cool1. User: Cool1? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What does 'cool1' mean? Cleverbot: Interesting. User: I see. You're being confusing. ^^;. Cleverbot: Why? User: I will get Onii-chan. T^T. Cleverbot: For what? User: >