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So Help me, America p2 by Fudgefeather, literature
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So Help me, America p2
51. You are not Han Solo, I am not Leia.
52. You are not Anakin, I am not Obi-Wan. Or even worse, Padme.
53. You are not R2-D2, I am not C-3P0.
54. Just stop making Star Wars references, okay?
55. Putting a "Made in America" sticker on Sealand makes no sense, as he is English.
56. You were trying to make a very BADDDD reference there, weren't you?
57. The same goes for putting one on Latvia, no matter how much you think he looks like a cross between you and Russia.
58. Lithuania's the only one for Russia anyway.
59. It's football, not soccer.
60. It's "A-sissy's-version-of-rugby-that-gets-all-the-men-into-riots", not football.
61. C
