I'm Norgewian, Russian, /and/ Italian?????

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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.(YUS.)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 6

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.(I'm pretty sure I am, MY SKIN won't get any DARKER.)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total = 6

ITALIAN
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Technically. AEIOU AND SOMETIMES Y)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.(PIZZA YUUUUSSSS. YUMMINESS.)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 10

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.(Sometimes XD!)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned. (Skin is dark enough.)
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.(almost ALL THE TIME. ~~)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 7

RUSSIAN
[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 10

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.(Eww!)
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 9

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 5

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (a few times.)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[/] You're under 5'4".(I am 5'4")
Total = 6.5

CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 5

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine .
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. (
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ]You have a lot of hair on your body/it grows back REAL quickly
Total = 2

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 5

NORWEGIAN
[x] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[x]You know what lutefisk is.
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x]Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x]You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 9

Norwegian/Russian/Italian.
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Nya-Its-Eon's avatar
D:
Y U NO ON MSN LAST NIGHT?
WHY YOU DO DIS?
I ALREADY THOUGHT OF YET ANOTHER STORY IDEA. >:U